Who’s brilliant idea was the gauzy lesbians with rose petals fluttering around them?

Go ask Alice.

Don’t elect television stars as president. Just don’t fucking do it.

Not the worst cop show.

Only Lenny Kravitz is cool enough to wear sunglasses inside.

A hat for every moment.

David Bowie is so great.

Jeff’s first movie, and we don’t know what else to say.

Thank God it’s Jeff Goldblum in a deep V.

Jeff is the rightful winner of the Sacko.

The Who’s Who of cool white dudes, aka mustache parade.

Coming-of-old-age stories. If Jeff Goldblum can’t save this relationship, nothing can.

Equal opportunity genital-sneezer.

I did not know that Vs could go that deep…

Do you need to time travel to get this movie?

“Ghosts aren’t real so stop bothering me.”

Sad bois that are too sad to murder each other.

Make better choices, Jeff.

Everyone in this movie who doesn’t die by monster, dies from overacting.

Sad bois go down, but we don’t want to.